Wednesday, August 30, 2017
Wednesday, August 23, 2017
WEIRD DOLL WEDNESDAY, PART 260
The season 7 finale of Game of Thrones is on Sunday. Here's my tribute to the trailer.
Hanging around the dragonpit:
"Should have blown this dump up, too. How dare they make me, Queen Cersei, first of her name etc, ect, wait"
"Chill out, Sis. They brought a present (damn, it better not be that dragon)"
The Dragon Has Three Heads, I mean, Jon Snow Starke Tragaryen, AKA The King in The North, Daenerys Targaryen, Stormborn, Breaker of Chains, ect, ect, ect and Tyrion Lannister, Hand of The Queen.
"We brought you a gift from beyond the wall"
"Ewe, it stinks! I don't believe in grumkins, snarks or whatever this is!"
"And I brought Drogon"
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater:" Dude, I told ya, my loyalty ends at dragons. I'm on the next boat to Essos"
Meanwhile, Beyond The Wall: 1 down and 2 to go. bwahahaha!
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
WEIRD DOLL WEDNESDAY, PART 258
And now, Game of Thrones theatre................................
My name is Tormund. Tormund Gaintsbane. I'm a Free Folk from beyond the wall. My life was going good, until she walked into it.
She's big and blond and carries a big sword. It was love at first sight. Her name's Brienne.
Hold your horses, Gingerbread! I'm a maiden and a maiden I'll stay! Be off to Eastwatch-By-The-Sea!
But I love you!!!!!!!!!
Yo, Brienne! I'm back.
Ok, my future as a playwrite needs some work.
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