WEIRD DOLL WEDNESDAY, PART 344 All Hail, King Brandon Stark, AKA Bran The Broken, The 3-Eyed Raven, ect, ect, ect.
He's the first Stark to be king, I'd say "sit on the Iron Throne", but Drogon kind of got pissed and melted it down. I know the show is over, but this fall even more of these silly dolls are going to be available, yeah!
WEIRD DOLL WEDNESDAY, PART 343 RIP Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Roaster of 100,000's of Innocent Citizens of King's Landing. Dany went a tad bit bat-shit, so her boyfriend/nephew did a Nissa Nissa on her and stabbed her in the heart. Ok, it's only a TV show, but people seem to have lost their minds. Can you believe someone started a petition--that has 1million names- to re-film season 8? Get a grip.
Dany in her Breaker of Chains mode. She freed the slaves around Slavers Bay in Essos. Good for her.
Mother of Dragons mode. She is blood of the dragon.
Fighting the Army of the Dead mode, yeah the living won (Thanks, Arya Stark)
Dany and Drogon in Burn Them All mode. What was really bad about her deciding to burn King's Landing, is they surrender and she won. Game of Thrones, the TV show is over. The Song of Ice and Fire book series still has 2 more volumes. I can't wait to read them so I can find out how it "really" ends.
WEIRD DOLL WEDNESDAY, PART 342 So, episode 5 happened and people are losing their shit.
Here's Dany, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Destroyer of the Innocent, etc. I'll get back to her in a moment.
The first death was Varys, AKA The Spider. He was BBQed by the dragon for "betrayal" of Dany. (Watch your back, Sansa) He thought she was turning into her Father, The Mad King. Hmm.....maybe.
Awe, the Lannister Twins, Cersei and Jamie. Born together, died together. When you're hiding in the Red Keep's basement and a dragon is destroying the place, and the ceiling falls on you....yeah, you're dead.
The Mountain and The Hound, AKA the Cleagane Brothers finally had the showdown a lot of fans wanted, CLEAGANE BOWL! Both met a fiery death. I don't have a Hound figurine. That's not all
Euron "The Crazy Pirate" was killed by Jamie.
Qyburn "The Mad Scientist" was killed by The Mountain.
Harry "We Hardly Know Ya" Strickland and the Golden Co.
and Probably half to three quarters of the citizens of King's Landing got BBQed by Drogon when The Breaker of Chains went full on, bat shit "Burn them all" crazy. Hmm... looks like Varys was right, and a lot of fans think Arya added another name to her list, Dany. Next week should be a very interesting episode, it's the final one.
WEIRD DOLL WEDNESDAY, PART 341 Rest in peace, Rhaegal. Because getting a scorpion bolt through your neck pretty much means you're dead. To the part of the fanbase that thinks he'll float up on the beach of Dragonstone....nope.
And Ghost? Survived the Battle of Winterfell, to just be given to Tormund because "he doesn't belong in the South", bad Jon! Buddy, you need all the help you can get.
Dany's BFF, Missandei also was killed in the last episode . I don't think she was a figurine. Thanks to The Mountain. Don't know why Missandei wasn't left in Esso to look after the place. She didn't seem to have much to do once the show moved to Dragonstone, except have a show only love story with Grey Worm. Next week is The Battle of King's Landing, where there will be lots of dead characters.
WEIRD DOLL WEDNESDAY, PART 340 MAJOR EPISODE 3 SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First off, not as many characters died as I thought where going to. Most of the Dothraki seemed to die and a good deal of The Unsullied. And lots of unnamed Northers, Iron Born, Knight's of the Vale and small folks. The major characters(that I have figures for):
Baric Dondarrion died saving Arya, Mellisandre burned herself out and walked into the sunrise and turned to dust, Jorah Mormont died saving his Khalisse. All heroes in their way. I don't have a Lyanna Mormont figure, The Little Bear went down killing a freaking giant! She was the leader of Bear Island and probably 12 years old. Theon Greyjoy (who doesn't have a doll, shame) died defending The Three-Eyed Raven, AKA Bran Stark. We saw Lady Karstark walking into the Godswood with Theon, but haven't seen her since.
The Night King, The White Walkers and Ice Viserion before.....
and after Arya stabbed the Night King with the Cat's Paw dagger.
And all the Wight's died, again. Stay dead this time! So, yeah, the living won! Now, people need to stop bitching about Arya, not Jon being the big hero. Let the show play out, there are 3 more episodes and all of them are 80 minutes or so long. Just enjoy it.